Thursday, June 24, 2010

Greenhouse Shelving Plans

Strike World Champions (Figures in shitty)

anyone notices Cannavaro who died about three years ago. The poor still do not know.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Diarrhea With Chest Infection

Interception of an amendment



What will never crossed my mind to the senators' gesuomani "as Gasparri, Bricolo, Quagliariello, Centaro, Berson, Mazzatorta and Divine when they thought of proposing an amendment that distinguished the" sexual acts against minors "by" acts of sexual minor child "? Demand is certainly fascinating even for those not professionally involved in patients with dementia, and for this reason, the matter deserves to be investigated. We can download, for years specialized in the import-export containers of cocks of others, we reveal the secret details of the preliminary meeting that led to these senators to conceive of this "Monalisa" laws of the ridge.

The secret meeting between the "Sons of Mary" (the name of the super group of Senators) took place a few days before the secret organization's offices, sites in Rome, a stone's throw from the Senate, in a Propaganda Fide tower block that is usually rented in black, just as our Lord taught. The secret lair of the "Sons of Mary" is in the bathrooms on the ground floor. Only members can access it, since they are the mechanism to open the trap door underneath the last access to the right (for the curious: this is a mechanism of checks and balances. Must rest on the bottom of the cup exact weight of an asshole four-pound eight. The members of the Sons of Mary will lead a fact of ebony in the bag. Mezzatorta except for laziness bring the annoying pass, has developed an incredible ability of the large intestine.)

The meeting was held at 23.00. The first to arrive were the senators Gasparri (who was actually stuck in the room the day before), and Quagliariello Bricolo (with the "i", which otherwise would be pissed). The three have begun to discuss the pressures for a while 'time come "from above" to do something for the brothers priests caught with their hands in the cookie jar of a minor.

Qaugliariello: I received a phone call from the Vatican once again to remind us that we must do our part. The policy is found to be well beyond legal sacralized and it ends up being wrongly given the task of liberating us from evil infidel.

Gasparri: I also phoned me from. But I pretend to be the voicemail, ha ha ha.

Qaugliariello: It 's the oldest and most stupid thing in the world.

Gasparri: But I do the voice of Mastella.

Meanwhile also came the other senators. Inside the great hall meetings, whose walls stand tapestries depicting the Trinity and oil portraits of Pope Benedict XVI and Gianni Letta, all members took their seats at the big table in the shape of the cross and, after the usual discussion about who should sit in the loser (s' lower end of the cross), Quagliariello declared the meeting open.

Bricolo: So what do we do?

Qaugliariello: establish that the will of an individual may be reconstructed ex post embodies in itself the virus of totalitarianism.

Divine: What?

Qaugliariello: No sorry, I replied to an sms to my wife. The problem is the story of the arrest for those who are caught in the act in the performance of sexual acts on minors. In St. Peter's Square are afraid that they can start the parade of priests handcuffed and escorted by policemen as they were common pedophiles.

Berson: It would be unacceptable.

Gasparri, but who cares then their daughters? Er so the pope said. The pedophile priests go to Hell. He signed all the papers, I saw it. Needless to damage that we are pe 'na law do then? Bo? What is the national law quanno there are already two thousand, that nun if they can not even read 'all. I already bores me to read 'text messages der phone.

Quagliariello: Mauritius.

Gasparri: you?

Quaglieriello: open your mouth.

Gasparri: sorry excuse. Switch off the beam.

Bricolo: It would be unacceptable to the history and tradition of our people if the vaunted secularism of the Republican Constitution was badly interpreted as Jacobin introduce an obligation to arrest priests who are open, in the true sense of the word , the teachings of Jesus, which - let's not forget - he wanted the children had come to him.

Centaro: How true.

Bricolo: The pedophilia in the clergy remains for thousands of citizens, families and workers in the symbol of the history shared by an entire people. Erase the symbols of our identity, undisputed glue of a community, means a nonsense of the principles that underpin our society. Respect minorities who have never touched a child does not mean giving up, delegitimize, or change the symbols and values \u200b\u200bthat are an integral part of our history, culture and traditions of our country.

Gasparri: Amen brother.

Berson: Poet.

Gasparri: A Vorta, the Senate, the House, voting laws that we ourselves that the nun is that the ADD TO Capim bbene bbene, ner sense that there is the article that deletes the paragraph of that year ... we have to play on this stuff here.

Centaro: Mauritius, called amendment. In the final touches invent one that can fix things.

Bricolo: I have, I do. "E 'exempted arrest anyone in possession of emblem of the Cross or the Crucifix."

Mezzatorta: Bricolo, may I ask is because thou hast fixed the morbid crucified?

Quagliariello: No. Not good. Need something that give less attention. Which does not arouse suspicion in the opposition.

Gasparri: Oh, the opposition in a democracy is essential. A manipulation of the children goes to show the nature of the work criminoggena farsificazione en place. Veltroni, Di Pietro and nun are to take 'distances from unskilled workers, whose children are poisoned by bad parenting bbruciato brain heart drugs and the lies of the leaders of the left ...

Berson: What?

Gasparri: sorry I was lost in thought.

Berson: that you thought two things simultaneously?

Quagliariello: We should work on something in style Ghedini. Type a "legitimate fondling" or "groping about." We could write that if the groping no longer than thirty minutes, you can not talk about sexual harassment but only chiropractic catechesis.

Mezzatorta: Ggenio!

Quagliariello: Thank you, you deserve it. Besides, the public debate on this issue can no longer escape from dealing with this epochal paradigm shift described by Samuel Huntington, for which after the defeat of communism, the ideological war that inflamed the twentieth century was supplanted by a new conflict civilization, which has its origin in the re-emergence of cultures - and thus the religious traditions of lust - once broken the crust of the ideologically bipolar world.

Gasparri: dovemo that by discussing 'how many inches of cock must entrĂ  pe' could say it is violence?

Quagliariello: Precisely.

Gasparri: pe 'mme without pre cum not miss.

Quagliariello: Maurizio, you are usually romantic.

Mezzatorta: I think we should keep more vague.

Quagliariello: Exactly. We must focus on the question of a possible distinction between child abuse and mild violence. Only it's not easy, you see that we're scrambling. People are not stupid.

Bricolo: I'm not so sure I would. Have you already forgotten the regional?

Gasparri: Come on, what is inventamose mild harassment. So then we say what intendemo nun for 'co' mild 'and stamens affixed. A bit 'daughters do what seems like finger in the pant er, er pea in the ear ... Then came the quanno caramba, if our friend is so 'mild, but if it is a friend of the communists then it is pedophilia.

Quagliariello: still looks just as crystal clear solution.

Bricolo: Look at this time Maurice has a point. We also can not still be here to discuss the bondage of the angels. I I've got to do illegal immigrants do not discriminate against blacks by themselves.

Quagliariello: All right. Decided. Centaro write. "In cases of sexual assault against a minor under age requirement will not engage in the act of arrest."

Bricolo: perfect. So much better than that can get out there.

Gasparri also because nun c'avemo I have other ideas to keep the piece.

Mezzatorta: excellent, then we update.


The meeting starts so the conclusion. The senators met exchanged pats on the back while Centaro ends to put on paper the text of the amendment. The lights in the meeting room, the Senators they walk back to the Senate. Our hidden microphones can capture a last exchange.

Gasparri: AO quails; But if that little nun is also inserted quarcosa pe 'situations with the trans?

Quagliariello, why?

Gasparri: No gniente gniente. Had to say was.


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Monday, June 21, 2010

Tiffany Towers On Line

Hello George

There are already two years ...





[from 'last interview ]

You talked about how comedy's all about incongruities, contrasts, exaggeration. Do you think about those techniques or those principles of humor consciously?

It happens automatically. Sometimes there’s a conscious heightening, you'll recognize you've just chosen an image to make a point. Then your mind will just suddenly throw something at you that's stronger—a heightening, to raise the stakes, a stronger word, a more visceral image, something that lights up the imagination, much better than the original thought. So you’re aware that you’re heightening and exaggerating further but you don't use the word exaggeration or anything like that. All that stuff is just happening. And sometimes, afterward, I’ll look at something and say, “If I were giving a lecture comedy, That Would be a good example. "I Often Think In Those terms.

[ ITA]
You said that comedy is made up of inconsistencies, conflicts, exaggeration. Think of certain techniques or knowingly laws of comedy?

happens naturally. Sometimes it's conscious lighting: you realize that you've taken a picture of necessity. Then suddenly your mind shows you something that is much stronger: raises its game, as saying. Maybe a more precise word, a more visceral, something that lights the imagination, something much better than the first thing you thought. In a sense, you know you're forcing it, but would not define it that way. And 'is happening. Sometimes I think of a thing in this way and I say to myself "If I held a lecture on humor, this would be the perfect example." I often think this way.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

Best Kind Of Closet Flange

The Republic readers



The spottino Tecnochiesa I screwed the good Tonus .

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

Numbness From Accident

No photos bring me no gag

The real damage caused by the gag law is this pandemic photos fucking .



What is the purpose of this "protest"? Apart from turning the balls readers repubblica.it.
If you think someone read the PDL site of the Republic and let covincere from your ugly faces, you are mistaken. If you believe that someone reads the PDL Republic, you're wrong. Imagine if someone read from the PDL, then you are romantic fools.

Thursday, June 10, 2010

How To Know Counterfeit Titleist Ap2

Palindromania via

As announced, here is a chore palindrome (224 words) Demetri Martin.
I am posting the photo of the subject in question. So, just to give you an idea ...



Dammit I'm mad (by Demetri Martin)

Dammit I'm mad.
Evil is a deed as I live.
God, am I reviled? I laughed my bed on a sun, I melt.
To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.
Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?
Man, it is hot. I’m in it. I tell.
I am not a devil. I level “Mad Dog”.
Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,
In my halo of a mired rum tin.
I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.
Is evil in a clam? In a trap?
No. It is open. On it I was stuck.
Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.
Be still if I fill its ebb.
Ew, a spider… eh?
We sleep. Oh no!
Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.
Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.
Both, one… my names are in it.
Murder? I’m a fool.
A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash.
A Goddam level I lived at.
On mail let it in. I’m it.
Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!
A loss it is alas (sip). I'd assign it a name.N
ame not one bottle minus an ode by me:
"Sir, I deliver. I'ma dog "
Evil is a deed as I live.
Dammit I'm mad.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Baby Shower Seating Chart Template

Palindromania

What's more fun for a palindrome? Apart from trying to explain to Gasparri, I mean.

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Linsey Dawn Mckenzie Red Bra Hotfile

Hello, I am Miley Cyrus

(pictured Hanna Montana on his show for children)

Hello, I am Miley Cyrus, the daughter of a talented little overrated Cyrus Billy Rey * (Christian country singer).
As you can see, after years of hard work at Disney, I finally learned to move in showbiz. Even though I was only a child, Mickey & Associates inseganto I have so many things. I owe them the luck of my character Hanna Montana. In particular, I am very grateful to Goofy. I still remember with emotion all the time in which the dear Goofy was in my dressing room after spending 5 minutes to teach me the right pose, how to move and how to use your mouth. Premature Ejaculation that tender.
and Donald Duck? He taught me to use his zeppole in talking, which always proves very useful when I want to give me a tune with the record companies. He, too, often came to visit me in the dressing room. Certainly at the beginning it made me a little 'uncomfortable. I mean, he was duckling, the number two of Disney. And never wore pants. How we used to laugh after anal sex.
Not to mention the old Uncle Scrooge and his erotic sets to get me dressed as Donald Trump. Archimedes and his mechanized dildo, Gaston, Ciccio, Horace, Clarabelle (that bitch!) Here and Quo (Here is attended with sideburns), Peter wooden leg (guess which one), The Beagle Boys ... Ah what memories.
My only regret is not being well beaten by Mickey Mouse. Not that he did not want. But that Minnie has always put in the middle. Dava literally mad. Once, just because Mickey Mouse had brought me a cup of hot milk (I think it was hot milk) made him an absurd scene and was even cut off an ear. Poor Mickey, if only it had been more careful and had not done caught in bed with Pocahontas, maybe now would be in the still angry at the bird.



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shame that Bill Hicks died so prematurely, he had half a mind which I was not bad ...

Monday, June 7, 2010

What Does Fur Mean In Latin

Epiphanies

The other day I was walking down the street when I had to stop at traffic lights. Dell'attraversamento other hand, just in my own position, there was a woman. Very nice. Mora, a bit 'out with age but with breasts and legs and spilled over a skimpy dress, they were still a terrible figure.
And while I was there that I stared, I also on the curb, with the cars that passed in front of me, I had an epiphany. I finally understood how she feels Barbara D'Urso.

Saturday, June 5, 2010

Tight Chesty Cough Baby

reminder of the event

Highlights of the last Republic Day.
(dedicated to Shoeshine )