The other day, while looking tits in the right column repubblica.it I accidentally dropped the eyes on an article titled: "Beware the Christophobia . I thought, who the hell would be afraid of a guy who died two thousand years ago? I understand those who suffer from arachnophobia, and if Jesus had eight hairy legs and was hiding behind the bathroom sink, I think I would do as well as the self. I understand as well as those who suffer from agoraphobia, or those who are afraid of the square (and recently it seems that there has been a boom in agoraphobic between L'Aquila). The Christophobia perplime me instead.
How can I be afraid of those who do not exist? That is, Jesus existed a few thousand years ago but then died. Just as Aristotle and Plato. Who, nowadays, it could never be afraid of people lived in ancient as Plato or Aristotle? Apart Renzo Bossi, I say.
No, I know what you are going to argue, "Jesus did not die. After three days has risen since then and is seated at the right of the father. " I do not know if, after having pulled down from the cross, the apostles have made to sit the body of Jesus somewhere, maybe to make it look alive, like those of the movie Weekend at Bernie's (I imagine them Peter and John that lead to shoulder the body of Jesus, with the sunglasses, making him move his arms to greet passers-by), but I'm pretty sure that Jesus died. No one survives a crucifixion. Not even the actors who used to make all events of the cross. For them to change every year.
The only people who get up after death are the zombies, and even they do not exist (or the right of the father began to dry the seats). Why you should be afraid of people who do not exist? The fault, I admit, it is the parents who from childhood were trying to keep us good guys threatening the arrival of several non-existent as the bogeyman, the bogeyman, a charismatic leader of the center and other inventions resulting from their stressed minds' parenting (should have thought of that before). However, more than 10 years, a young man must do to terms with reality and realize that these characters are merely the result of fantasy, just like the actresses porn films (none of your girlfriends, in reality, those things you will never, resign). Returning to the living dead, those only exist in movies to make you regret having spent € 7 to see actors sprinkled with fake wounds made with ketchup and toilet paper and glue, leaving around two hours in search of a better film. Never been afraid in my life for a film about the living dead. Apart from that directed by Zeffirelli.
All this talk, absolutely no sense, I did it only because I had no intention to read the verbiage on the cultural value of the crucifix and lay people who eat children and then comment on it for you. So, ultimately, this story of Christophobia seems to me a whore. But given that if the invention is a profession that does not make a dick, but he does so well and keeping it with our taxes, I would say that everything is held. As far as I'm concerned not suffer Christophobia (although I know many people who suffer from cristomania, but that's another story). And 'who are allergic to their religions. Make me the bubbles to the brain. For me, all of them are absurd, from Judaism to the last financial Tremonti. Such once said that religions are the opium of the people. But if I have clouded my mind and see elves and other characters magic, I much prefer opium. And if you do the math, it also costs less.
How can I be afraid of those who do not exist? That is, Jesus existed a few thousand years ago but then died. Just as Aristotle and Plato. Who, nowadays, it could never be afraid of people lived in ancient as Plato or Aristotle? Apart Renzo Bossi, I say.
No, I know what you are going to argue, "Jesus did not die. After three days has risen since then and is seated at the right of the father. " I do not know if, after having pulled down from the cross, the apostles have made to sit the body of Jesus somewhere, maybe to make it look alive, like those of the movie Weekend at Bernie's (I imagine them Peter and John that lead to shoulder the body of Jesus, with the sunglasses, making him move his arms to greet passers-by), but I'm pretty sure that Jesus died. No one survives a crucifixion. Not even the actors who used to make all events of the cross. For them to change every year.
The only people who get up after death are the zombies, and even they do not exist (or the right of the father began to dry the seats). Why you should be afraid of people who do not exist? The fault, I admit, it is the parents who from childhood were trying to keep us good guys threatening the arrival of several non-existent as the bogeyman, the bogeyman, a charismatic leader of the center and other inventions resulting from their stressed minds' parenting (should have thought of that before). However, more than 10 years, a young man must do to terms with reality and realize that these characters are merely the result of fantasy, just like the actresses porn films (none of your girlfriends, in reality, those things you will never, resign). Returning to the living dead, those only exist in movies to make you regret having spent € 7 to see actors sprinkled with fake wounds made with ketchup and toilet paper and glue, leaving around two hours in search of a better film. Never been afraid in my life for a film about the living dead. Apart from that directed by Zeffirelli.
All this talk, absolutely no sense, I did it only because I had no intention to read the verbiage on the cultural value of the crucifix and lay people who eat children and then comment on it for you. So, ultimately, this story of Christophobia seems to me a whore. But given that if the invention is a profession that does not make a dick, but he does so well and keeping it with our taxes, I would say that everything is held. As far as I'm concerned not suffer Christophobia (although I know many people who suffer from cristomania, but that's another story). And 'who are allergic to their religions. Make me the bubbles to the brain. For me, all of them are absurd, from Judaism to the last financial Tremonti. Such once said that religions are the opium of the people. But if I have clouded my mind and see elves and other characters magic, I much prefer opium. And if you do the math, it also costs less.
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